These posts are words of wisdom that have got me through life reasonably happy and sexually satisfied. If you want to pass these words of wisdom onto friends or younger members of your family, cut out the sayings one by one, there will be about one fortune cookie each week - and buy a cheap packet of fortune cookies from your local Asian supermarket. Using tweezers, remove the existing naff saying from each cookie and replace it with one of Krissy's words of wisdom. Throw a party. Distribute the cookies. Everybody happy.
Fortune Cookie #2
If you are attracted to nerds, learn how to play Dungeons and Dragons or World of Warcraft. Do not go to a nightclub and expect to come home with a nerd in the hand.
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