Transmission cancelled

I appologise for the lack of blog post tonight. This technical failure is due to the purchase of a very large vibrator with a series of rotating balls in the middle of the shaft of it, and did I tell you that it was extremely long and quite thick and has a humming dolphin thing at one side of it that has multiple speeds and although it is quite a technical challenge to get the thing all humming along in synchronicity, I never would have expected the result. All this for half price (batteries not included which delayed the outage in transmission for several days) at the Honey Birdette closing down sale at West End.

No, this is not an advertisement, but ladies, you've got to get yourself one of them dolphins.