These posts are words of wisdom that have got me through life reasonably happy and sexually satisfied. If you want to pass these words of wisdom onto friends or younger members of your family, cut out the sayings one by one, there will be about one fortune cookie each week - and buy a cheap packet of fortune cookies from your local Asian supermarket. Using tweezers, remove the existing naff saying from each cookie and replace it with one of Krissy's words of wisdom. Throw a party. Distribute the cookies. Everybody happy.
Fortune Cookie #6
Don't regret anything you do. Don't pretend you haven't done anything you've done. Transparency in sex is always the best policy. If someone accuses you of having done something with them and you can't remember doing it, then just say you did it. It is cleaner and easier that way.
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