Saturday, October 4, 2008

Answering Machine

Krissy Kneen is away right now finishing her memoir. This process will take approximately two weeks. In her absence you will be treated to seven days of things she has prepared earlier. Most of these are just segments from the memoir some of these are trick posts, things that sound like sections of her memoir but might not be. All of them were written at a previous time. She will be out of internet, phone and personal contact for at least a week. When she emerges she will be just a little edgy, and perhaps tender, from sitting in a room by herself with herself and thinking about herself. I can virtually guarantee paranoia. She may loose the power of speech. There may be some tears.

This said, keep your fingers crossed for her and continue to read about her vagina in her absence and leave messages. Please leave messages. With any luck she will return.

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