C is for Corprophilia

Coprophilia refers to one who is sexually aroused by feces. – The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices by Brenda Love

I do not do scat. It is probably a smell thing. Of course any kind of sex play that involves the anus is likely to put you into contact with at least a whiff of it if not a tracing of fecal matter itself. I take this in my stride along with the other by products of pleasure, semen, vaginal juices, sweat, blood and sometimes tears.

I listen to another conversation about Two Girls and A Cup. It seems that everyone has seen it except me. It isn’t the concept of coprophilia that repulses me. I’m sure the act itself would not bother me as much as some. I have been put off by the description of people’s responses to it. The word vomit has been mentioned. I can shrug my shoulders at the use of faeces, but vomit is another matter. Sometimes I have stumbled across the wrong kind of pornography for my particular tastes. I have accidently seen a deep throating that ends badly. In fact the very thought of nausia makes me nauseus. Shit, however does not have the same effect on me but it does not particularly excite me. For me the act of penetration is the crux of it. Perhaps it is simply a moment of power in a life where I am buffeted in every body elses wake. Even the choppy ride on my own emotions leaves me exhausted on most days.

Bordellos sometimes had a glass ceiling and women would defecate on it while the clients would watch and masturbate below. Roman charioteers rubbed the dung of boars onto their skin. Some men like to wear a rubber suit which traps the sticky warm excretions against their flesh. My neighbour said he once defecated on his girlfriends breasts. All of this is fine for those who want it. Perhaps if I were with someone who needed to be shat on I might comply, on birthdays or special occasions. But it is not my thing and I do not feel the urge to look up Two Girls and A Cup despite the fact that almost everybody else has done it except me. I will stay in my safe little vanilla world where a trace of fecal matter is as close as I will ever get.